- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

roses are red violets are blue

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

YEAH THEY DO!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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