- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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