What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

willie revilame

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

wsde

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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