- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Women's Rights.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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