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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

scraggle is in you pillow case

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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