- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red. Violets are purple

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Hi, my name is Jake.

thomas!!!!

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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