Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Womens rights.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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