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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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