Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a black man? A person

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Anti Joke

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