- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Charles Manson is innocent.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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