Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Robert Mugabe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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