- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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