Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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dyslexic's Untie

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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