Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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y u no like me joke?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Do you play piano? No

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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