- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

ure mama's so fat

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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