- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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