- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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