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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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