Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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