- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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