- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Psychics.

hi penis ham telephone

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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