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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

roses are red violets are blue

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

YEAH THEY DO!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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