- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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