- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Knock knock

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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