- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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