- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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