- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Well this is pointless.....

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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