- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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