- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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