Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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