- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

A black man has a job.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did? Yes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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