- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Well this is pointless.....

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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