- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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