whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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