Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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which one is easiest

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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