- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What the hell are you doing?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

knock knock come in

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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