A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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