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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

steven hawking walks into a bar

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.