- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

I'm 4 and what is this?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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