- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Im gay What about you

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Knock knock

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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