- Anti Joke

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

i named my son Frodo because he was little