- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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