- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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