- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

a. why? b. because

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

The Charlotte Bobcats

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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