- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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