- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

a. why? b. because

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