- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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