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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

all jokes aside...

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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