Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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