- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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