- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Guest what? Dog

I have aids

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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