why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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