What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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who's a slut... you're mom

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Anti Joke

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