- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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