- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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