- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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