When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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minorities

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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