A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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jews

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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