what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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i hate black people

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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8--------------------- penis

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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