- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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