A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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PENIS that is all

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Bitch

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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