someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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