Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

jd and zach loves vigina

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

LO AND BEHOLD!

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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