Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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haha

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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