- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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