Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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