- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

knock knock There's no door

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Justin beiber..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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