Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A storm be brewin!

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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