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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

knock knock There's no door

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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