- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Women deserve equal rights.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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