Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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I was once a hamster.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Womens rights

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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