If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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A black student graduated High School

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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