What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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PENIS that is all

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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