A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

I'm Polish.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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