what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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