Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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