- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Adam Chebali has no life

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

You're a big fat monkey.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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