- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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