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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

I like touching my boobs

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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