How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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jews

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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One day a man walked into a wall

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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