- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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