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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Yo mama is so fat she died

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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