What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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