- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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