- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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