I am a women

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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