- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

"Knock knock." "No."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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